The streets of Los Angeles are finally safe.
LiLo is off to jail. Insert your [what I am sure is a very real] sigh of relief here.
Just because I really had no real understanding of why Lindsay Lohan is actually going to jail, I have decided to put together a list of the reasons why I personally think she should have been incarcerated over the years.
- Reason #1: for going from this....
- Reason #2: for wearing this
- Reaon #3: that whole eff word painted on her fingernail. If you have something to say, say it, but don’t paint it on your fingernails for publicity. Poor form. I am sure your colorful choice of polish certainly won you brownie points with the judge....oh wait.
- Reason #4: for doing this.
Yes, its funny, but its only another attempt at a publicity stunt. It obviously worked, but we don’t need Lindsay raving about herself and habits in yet another media outlet.
- Reason #5: maybe she should go to jail for repeatedly violating the terms of her probation
But don’t you worry all you LiLo fans out there! Lindsay will still be allowed access to prescription drugs, hair extentions and a cell phone while in her private wing of jail. It is certainly going to be hard for her to “rough it.”
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