Amurica, Freedom.

(Written yesterday, but I was too busy basking in SPF 15 to post)

In honor of America’s 234th birthday, I would like to share my list of the American Elite.

Some of My Favorite Americans:

• Johnny Cash
• Anyone who has ever served for our country. Thank you!
• And their families.
• Walt Disney
• Amelia Earhart
• Michael Strahan
• Bob Fosse
• Madonna
• Babe Ruth
• Ronald Reagan
• Jackie Kennedy
• Johnny Appleseed
• Alexander Graham Bell, um hello. Telephone= Cell Phone. Cell Phone= Texting, meaning that Alexander Graham Bell is responsible for the invention of text messaging.
• Alfred Butts, the inventor of Scrabble
• Earle Dickson, the inventor of Bandaids.
• Richard Drew, the inventor of Tape
• Josephy Gayetty, inventor of toilet paper
• Bob and Diane Dacey, inventors of the DingNot...and me
• Levi Strauss, inventor of denim…indirect inventor of the Canadian tuxedo (I’ll let that portion slide…)
• Ellen DeGeneres

Who are your favorite Americans?