Today,I killed a squirrel.
Yes, I am a Christian and I killed a squirrel on Good Friday.
As if God didn't have enough reasons to reject me from Heaven, this certainly does not help my case. The conversation at the gates of Heaven will be sure to challenge my litigation skills.
More to come, as I am too traumatized to discuss it further.
RIP, dear Eschornschen (ooh, another opportunity to use my new German phrase.)
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