Things I have done this winter to stay warm in the office:
- Solely consume warm and/or hot things. This includes, but is not limited to: tea, soup, lean cuisines, leftovers, oatmeal, popcorn
- drink hot water. Why not tea? Because I am sick of it, and it dehydrates you.
- snuck my slippers under my desk to keep my footsies warm while I compute.
- worn extra layers to work
- …only to then wear my jacket anyways
- Shoved my nose in my sweater and attempted to blow hot air on it to warm it up
- Wear Ugg boots into the building, and then just happen to forget about taking them off.
- Gone to the bathroom solely to stick my hands under hot water.
- Sat Indian style, excuse me Native American style, to keep my feet warm
- Attempted to function at my computer while wearing gloves. Fail.
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