...And We're Back!

Hello friends!

I have arrived home from my week of business, weddings and family. Don’t lie; I know you missed me.

So that you may feel up-to-date on my life since my last post, I have put together a small hit list of the week’s highlights. Don’t say I never do anything for you.

My week by the numbers:
5000. Total miles traveled by plane to and from LA.
8. Total number of nights where I have not slept in my own bed.
2. Total personal hotel rooms.
5. Total number of cabs. (Yes! I was very green and walked.)
45,600. Official number of attendees who attended E3 Expo
16,093,044. The [slightly over exaggerated] number of static clings I applied to hotel mirrors located around the Los Angeles Convention Center.
300. The amount of deluxe hotel rooms I saw while applying said clings (and may I recommend the JW Marriott and the Ritz, should you find yourself bunking up in LA.)
53. Amount of miles I walked between Monday and Thursday…most of which were in flip flops.
5. Total pieces of bacon consumed.
1. Total number of attendees who asked me where they could kill people.
1. Total number of attendees who were escorted out after said comment.
2. Number of reality shows that I may appear in, with a blurred out face, of course.
100. Number of actors (dressed as North Korean soldiers, constantly yelling “hut”) I corralled around the Los Angeles Convention Center on Tuesday afternoon
1. Total number of people who swore at me because I wouldn’t grant them a complementary pass
45. Total minutes I spent wheeling my luggage around the Staples Center during the last minutes prior to game 7 of the NBA finals.
5. total number of hours I spent on a red eye home, complete with “Boston sucks!” chants, led by our captain and crew (thanks, jetblue!)
1. number of weddings I went to.
3. number of catering personal who questioned my ID and made my cousin feel uncomfortable, who I then had an altercation with.
23. number of Bandz I have collected. Yes, those elastic bands that snap back to a cool shape. Yes, I am wearing 3 right now.
33+. total number of alcoholic beverages I have had since Sunday night. Oh, hey Senior Week 2010.
45. Total hours of sleep I have gotten in the past 8 days.