You are welcome in advance

Yes, yes, we all love facebook and twitter, but what do you do when you have refreshed your newsfeed several times, and there is nothing good to tickle your fancy?

This.

Websites that used to be entertaining, but aren’t anymore

• http://www.fmylife.com/ or, more affectionately known as FML. I used to love reading FML, that is until every pre-teen in America stumbled upon it and decided to submit situations that are not funny. Example? “Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML” [insert chirping crickets here.] You are not funny, and this situation most likely didn’t happen. It is because if nimrods like you, I no longer read fmylife.com. Thanks, jerk.
• http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ TFLN use to be a top tier website for me, that is until I started feeling like a poser when logging on. I secretly love TFLN, but am scared to admit it because then I will be thrown in with the masses.

Websites that are funny right now, but won’t be when people ruin them

• http://www.ruminations.com/ In a nutshell, this is an archive of many 20-something thought processes. Example? “MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.” No smarter words have ever been spoken.
• http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/ Yes, as much as I like looking at some of the disgusting [or delicious] looking concoctions that make America fat, I can only look at it for so long before I start to feel really bad about myself.
• http://www.mylifeisaverage.com/ Just like FML, yet tastefully [and humorously] mocking the original.

Websites that will never get old, no matter who over uses them

• http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ -because seeing the best and brightest of America never gets old.
• http://www.shitmykidsruin.com/ -feel free to use as an additional form of birth control!
• http://www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ –finally, families that are weirder than mine!
• http://www.thisisphotobomb.com/ -because we all know one of those guys.
• Justslightlyneurotic.blogspot.com –its been my favorite for 84 entries and counting….

I have linked each site above. Consider this your one stop shop to all things procrastination.

You are very welcome.